If you're not social, you're anti-social.
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"Shit, how do I restore deleted tweets?" -Anthony @Scaramucci right now, probably
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RT @HillaryClinton: People in covfefe houses shouldn't throw covfefe. https://t.co/M7oK5Z6qwF
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Cool it's the women's march backwards #caseyaffleck
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I am genuinely concerned I'm going to fall in a sink hole at some point during this run.
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If you want to get noticed at the Grammys, wear a yellow dress.
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Advice to Justin Timberlake: take awesome lessons from Bruno Mars.
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Advice to Trader Joe's: carry Crest. Even hippies don't like natural toothpaste. http://t.co/GDvH8NHE
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Always pay your power bill #superbowl
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Never...ever...ever send a text that will be received before 9AM local time on a weekend. Or ever.