If you're not social, you're anti-social.
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The amount of time I’ve saved by paying an extra $4/month for commercial free @hulu is a terrifying testament to how much tv I watch.
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I went for breakfast at ihop for the first time ever today and I’m legitimately shook at the number of people who ordered the tilapia.
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I do think you should have your @MoviePass revoked if it takes you longer than 30 seconds to buy a ticket. #moviepass
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Shame eating McDonald’s in a parking lot in the valley and drinking a martini in bed is everyone’s post tax appointment MO, right?
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I have a bulkhead seat and max has the row behind me and I’ve never been as grateful as when the woman next to max… https://t.co/nZhS09e6Od
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If you want to get noticed at the Grammys, wear a yellow dress.
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Advice to Justin Timberlake: take awesome lessons from Bruno Mars.
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Advice to Trader Joe's: carry Crest. Even hippies don't like natural toothpaste. http://t.co/GDvH8NHE
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Always pay your power bill #superbowl
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Never...ever...ever send a text that will be received before 9AM local time on a weekend. Or ever.